May 2013
allons-ydraco:
whatafuckinfamilypicture:
osobigbear:
women give birth they literally have the power to end the human species if they decide in unison to boycott humanity. So men, you should probably stop shitting on women, you have no clue what you’re fucking with.
boycott humanity
Best post in the universe
caraknightley:
mini m&ms taste better than normal m&ms don’t even try to argue with me on this
mathmaticalkrillbits:
“No” I whisper softly as I forget to hold in ‘alt’ while reblogging
galacticdad:
i can`t go to school mom the blankets have accepted me as one of their own if i leave now i might lose their trust.
chickensandwich:
foxnewsofficial:
let’s have ***
(Uncensored for adults) lets have egg
christinaposabule:
hey wanna hear a joke
well too bad someone on tumblr might take it seriously
starvingtobethinn:
“You can’t stop bullying, it’s part of human nature. If you were bigger and more stupid, you’d probably be a bully too. It’s called, survival of the thickest.”
— -Neil from ParaNorman
wholocked-theimpala:
the man gazed upon jesus and said to him, “is it you? our lord and savior jesus christ?”
and jesus turned to him and replied, “bitch i might be”
biieberhole69:
ed-ingle:
if it makes you all feel any better one time chris brown had food poisoning and went to fart on stage and shit his pants
it does actually
fcebk:
wants to be thin and hot for summer but also wants brownies
5 tags
I must of fucked up so much in another life time
Otherwise I wouldn’t feel like this all the time
“My brain has no heart, and my heart has no brain. That’s why, when I speak my...”
– Anonymous (via vivre—libre)
wonderingaboutfandoms:
letyourjourneystart:
According to chemistry, alcohol IS a solution.
thebatteur:
once in kindergarten a girl asked me to write “super girl” on her arm since i was the only kid who could write so i wrote “shit” on her arm and i hid under the table for like 30 minutes then the teacher found me and yelled at me then called my parents and my dad laughed so hard he cried
